- I am a dental nurse, which means that I look inside people's mouths and clean chairs for a living.
- I'm from Great Britain, which means half my wage goes to the government, which then goes to France.
- I like playing the same video games every day, which means I have a hyperfixation problem. I also like hosting my own Internet competitions and doing digital art. Except 70% of the time I lack the motivation, which means it moreso happens in bursts during the year. I blame being employed.
- I studied psychology for one month and sociology for two years, which makes me an expert of the human mind.
- I have a mustache, which means I am the sexiest man alive. I used to get called "Hitler" by all the little shits (children) at secondary school.